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I am a mother who works full-time but who is also a chauffer, chef, seamstress, fitness instructor, teacher, maid, gardener, runner, organization expert, salesperson, secretary and wife. I love my family and life is always busy but fun! Come along with me for the ride:-)

Monday, April 13, 2009

No Title for This One!

You know how you hear women always saying that brain cells died when they became pregnant and that they never came back? You have heard the term "blonde moment"? You ever worry if you're losing your mind? (that would be if you're female - men never feel that way) :-) Well tonight I covered all three questions and then some.
If you are a woman, you will slightly get this one. If you are a mother, you will so totally get it! Feel free to laugh at me, with me and for me - I have gotten a great laugh out of it.

My original plans were to serve leftover ham tonight with potatoes, a veggie and leftover rolls. However, when I got home, dear hubbie suggested we go eat. I really didn't want to but conceded since my kitchen was full of SUGAR ANTS. We get them this time of year - I guess due to warmer rain and weather. We've been here seven years and have yet to find where they come into the house. There is never a definite trail and I NEVER leave food open or out so we have given up finding the cause. We just treat the area and move on.

Any way back to my story...... I hurriedly changed clothes because dear hubbie wanted to get there and get back so he could work on some cabinets he's building for a customer. We get into the van and head out. Everyone wants Chinese....everyone but me that I go along because it's just not worth the whining from a six year old and a nine year old who are tired and just want their way.

We get there and the hostess who knows us well smiles. She always talks to the girls but I noticed in passing that she looked at me funny from the head to the feet and smiled again. We ate - I'm sure that I got up at least three times between my plate and helping Bailee get her food and ice cream.

We pay and get ready to leave and I had a passing thought that something sounded odd or felt "off". We get home, Jeff begins working on the cabinets and I help the girls wash their hair so they can finish their bath. After we were through, they got ready to read and I took clothes to the laundry room. On my way back I kept thinking something was not right.

Well............low and behold, I look down and yes............I had been wearing two different flip flops all night. That explains the funny feeling I kept having and the hostess checking me out from top to bottom. I laughed so hard I cried. I am not a fashion diva but I am particular about how I look when I go somewhere so this is very out of character for me. Needless to say, I will now be a little obsessive compulsive about my shoes when we go somewhere.

Oh least I didn't forget my bra or have a huge hole in my pants or something. Now - don't you feel better about your Monday ?!


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